Poetry

Muddled Haiku

Adventures with Drunken Mammals

Drunk man sitting down,
He watches a dog on floor.
Blue monkey moonshine.

Sir, get off my Foot

Man steps on a foot,
Another man says ouch and cries.
A swollen left eye.

Mr. Bobert Fishbone

A really great seal,
Bobert a guy with a plan.
A large tragedy.

Of Being Muddled

A confused man sits,
His face bound with his problems.
A big car hits him.

Editorial Note: Grim isn’t it?

The Sad Tale of Marvin McGee

Boy with umbrella,
Marvin McGee goes walking.
Slapped face and neck.

Haiku Ambulance 

Some green pepper falls,
into a wooden salad bowl.
Seriously who really cares?

I’m a person too!

I shout in protest.
“Guys I am a person too!”
I run away from mob.